While walking around Jefferson Square, we met a guy named Brian. As we walked by him, he said, " Aren't these picture just beautiful!" He continued to say, "Don't even think you are going to buy these two pictures, because I already bought them", as he pointed to two pictures with a sold sign on them. Then he told us that he and his husband never agree on anything, but he sent a picture to him on the phone and he loved them. I said, " Yeah, I said, that happens a lot to me"! He looked at Alisha and I, and asked how long we had been together. We both immediately corrected him, me saying she is my daughter, and she saying I was her mother. He said, " Oh my God, I just stuck my foot in my mouth, as he put his hand over his mouth. As we started to walk off he followed us and said he lived in Washington DC and had served in the military prior as a bomb diffuser. He said he was the only survivor in his military tour. He started to talked about how he had just left Washington DC a few days earlier and all the Republicans were also leaving DC with their tails between their legs. I told him we were Republicans and yes. it was a sad day for us too. Alisha grabbed my arm and said come on mom, don't, as Brian continued to dog Republicans. Brian could tell I liked to talk about politics, and tried to suck me in, but I respected Alisha's wished and kept quiet. Then he told us that he was actually a liberal Republican because he doesn't like giving all his money to welfare people and plus being an ex military guy. He said he voted Democratic because he felt he had too, because the gay community wouldn't like it if he didn't. Every time we tried to leave, he grabbed someone and said he was still talking to grandma or Hayleah. Alisha finally gave up and left to find a bathroom and returned with a Bloody Mary. I think he was stressing her out. She said later she didn't want to be embarrassed with two snaps, an arm circle and a hell no when he told me off when de dissagreed! Here are some of the other things he told us. He is now a bomb diffuser in security in Washington DC. He had lunch on Easter on the Bush ranch one year, and Lauri Bush makes the best cookies. He was with Nancy Pelosi the other day and he just hates her. Barbara Bush is a bitch, President George W Bush was stupid, but President H Bush was really nice. At one point he told us his mom hated him. I told him I was sure his mom didn't hate him, but she just didn't like his behavior. He said I sounded like his mother. He said he wanted a picture with mom and Hayleah, so I took pictures, though he never gave me his phone for a picture |
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